Males Order Brides

Join us for our 4th annual melodrama fundraiser! Purchase soft tomatoes to toss at the stage towards the actors as they portray eccentric and over the top characters. Here comes the bride! Actually, we should say brides — four of them supposedly, to marry a quartet of love-starved citizens. If only their brides were real! The unscrupulous and shifty lawyer, Big Harry Deal, has hired an actress, Starr Billings, to impersonate all four fiancés. Harry’s scheme is to lure the bridegrooms into a mine shaft on the night of the quadruple wedding and blow them up, leaving Starr a wealthy widow to all four. The plan goes astray when one of the men realizes he’s actually in love with Grubby’s tomboy daughter. The hilarious climax will make you think twice before saying ’I do’ — at least ’til you know who to! August 7th - 9th, 2026 Family Content – Suitable for the whole family.