Apocalyptic Mayhem, Lava-Spitting Llamas, and One Very Sassy Cat- VIRTUAL AUTHOR VISIT

NEW QUEST! FORM A FACTION
This is a world-level quest. All crawlers are invited to participate in this quest. However, only the first 50 crawlers will actually fit in the room.
The dungeon is cruel. The traps are relentless. Your odds of survival alone are statistically hilarious.
Objective: Attend the VIRTUAL AUTHOR VISIT with Matt Dinniman at the Public Library of Enid and Garfield County and identify potential allies among the gathered crawlers. Form temporary social bonds based on shared trauma, inappropriate laughter, and strong opinions about Princess Donut.
FACTION BENEFITS:
• Unlock nearby friendly units
• Trade theories, memes, and emotional instability
• Discover other crawlers who also quote the books at inappropriate times
• Gain +10 Resistance against the crushing void of modern existence
• Increased survivability through group morale bonuses
OPTIONAL OBJECTIVES:
• Arrive wearing fandom apparel
• Debate favorite floor rankings
• Convince a new crawler to enter the dungeon willingly
The AI has authorized the temporary opening of a Nutritional Redistribution Zone at this event. This means the snack table will be active- try not to embarrass yourselves.
WARNING:
Crawlers who isolate at home may still access the livestream, but will forfeit:
• Alliance formation opportunities
• Local faction recruitment
• Shared audience reactions
• The deeply suspicious joy of finding your people in public
Doors open at 5:00 PM.
VIRTUAL author visit with Matt Dinniman begins at 6pm.
Preregister to guarantee your spot; registration is not required but highly recommended.