Private Event

If you’re reading this and you’re confused… this ain’t for you.
If you were invited, you know exactly where you’re supposed to be, and you’d better show up.
This ol’ dawg busted his ass for decades, and now it’s time to help him ease into the good life.
Strong drinks. Bad decisions. Good stories.
Let’s do this right… before he starts waking up at 5am for no reason.