DX3 PRESENTS: AS CATACLYSMIC AS THE NUCLEAR BOMB (FREE MONEY)

THE WORLD-RENOWNED DOOMSDAYx3 GRACIOUSLY ALLOWS THE AUDIENCE TO CONTROL THE PLOT OF THIS HIGHLY IMMERSIVE, GROUNDBREAKING, AND INSANE ABSURD
THERE IS NO PERFORMANCE GROUP LIKE DOOMSDAYx3 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. WELCOME TO Dx3's SUMMER PRODUCTION: A SWASHBUCKLING TALE OF ALIENS AND TIME-TRAVEL, WHERE THE AUDIENCE DECIDES WHO LIVES AND DIES. EXPERIENCE FULL "IMMERSION" AS YOU PLAY THE MAIN CHARACTER LIKE A VIDEO GAME! EXPECT TO DISCOVER THE MAGIC OF OUR NEW AND PATENTED "FOOD-I-VISION": THE IMMERSIVE FOODESQUE "SMELL-I-VISION" UPDATE OF THE 3000'S. DOOMSDAYx3 IS THE PERFORMANCE GROUP OF THE PEOPLE, SPECIALIZING IN EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH, PROJECTORS, INTENSE AUDIENCE INVOLVEMENT, SPEED, YOUTH, AND COOKING STEAK ONSTAGE.
LIST OF FINAL THINGS TO EXPECT: NEW GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID, DROWNING MURPHY, NEW VEHICLES, JUMBOTRON, "THE BOX", TEN FOOT TALL PUPPET, AUDIENCE SELF INSERT, INTERACTIVE MUSIC, THE ALLIGATOR (LIVE), CRAWLING UNDER THE AUDIENCE, AND ETCETERA.
THIS IS THE FUTURE. WE PROMISE.